That time when Bill Clinton lost the nuclear launch codes

Bill Clinton whispering to Hillary: Psssst... Hillary, I appear to have misplaced the card with the nuclear launch codes on it - Bill on the raz: The Previous Night... - Bill stares at the card stuck between a woman's naked buttocks: Now that's what I call a real Nuclear Ass'ault!

The thermonuclear biscuit is safe and sound in the ass vault, Mr. President.

* partial blog content originally published in 2010
context: http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2010/10/why-clintons-losing-the-nuclear-biscuit-was-really-really-bad/65009/