oioiiooixiii: Putin's Secret Dope-Rocket and the Cybernetic Army of Superhuman Russian Athletes

Red Square: Putin rides a rocket syringe filled with glowing fluid. The needle is inserted into the arm of transhuman Russian athlete (Дарья Клишина) in an action pose. The athlete has glowing yellow eyes, rocket powered feet, and lasers shooting from hands. Tubes are plugged into the stomach and are connected to a display on their chest. The display reads: 'BOOST 107%'

Putin gives you wings!

Woke to radio this morning; someone saying "Putin is responsible". Dont know what he's responsible for this time; jumped out of bed laughing
— oioiiooixiii (@oioiiooixiii) July 19, 2016

Putin has a big needle filled with the dope juice. He jabs it in the athletes bum-bums whenever they visit the Kremlin.
— oioiiooixiii (@oioiiooixiii) July 20, 2016

context: http://www.irishexaminer.com/archives/2016/0722/opinion/ban-all-russian-athletes-at-rio--russian-doping-411674.html
more info: http://thechronicleherald.ca/world/1382083-the-latest-russian-athletes-back-us-based-klishina-for-rio