That time when Bill Clinton lost the nuclear launch codes

The thermonuclear biscuit is safe and sound in the ass vault, Mr. President.

* partial blog content originally published in 2010
context: http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2010/10/why-clintons-losing-the-nuclear-biscuit-was-really-really-bad/65009/

Alissa White-Gluz: Arch Enemy - War eternal - Live Savigny 2015

source video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRpSNsKVF40
context: https://twitter.com/oioiiooixiii_/status/665744747605159936

Putin orders execution of two walruses so their blood can be used as a stimulant for Russian Olympic swimmers

context: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/21/two-walruses-die-at-vladimir-putin-backed-oceanarium/

Putin's Secret Dope-Rocket and the Cybernetic Army of Superhuman Russian Athletes

Putin gives you wings!

Woke to radio this morning; someone saying "Putin is responsible". Dont know what he's responsible for this time; jumped out of bed laughing

— oioiiooixiii (@oioiiooixiii) July 19, 2016

Putin has a big needle filled with the dope juice. He jabs it in the athletes bum-bums whenever they visit the Kremlin.

— oioiiooixiii (@oioiiooixiii) July 20, 2016

context: http://www.irishexaminer.com/archives/2016/0722/opinion/ban-all-russian-athletes-at-rio--russian-doping-411674.html
more info: http://thechronicleherald.ca/world/1382083-the-latest-russian-athletes-back-us-based-klishina-for-rio