Showing posts with label sport. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sport. Show all posts

Review: Winter Olympics 2018

High above the Olympic village, dastardly Vova Putin flies upon his diabolical meldonium powered Dope Rocket™, sprinkling athletes with his dope juice. - February 26, 2018

The 'Games' this year seemed a bit dull and uninspiring. Perhaps that is just my own perception though. Perhaps there weren't enough Time magazine covers with barbed wire Olympic rings, stories about weird toilets, warnings of 'Black Widows' blowing up planes with toothpaste bombs, or comparisons to the 1936 Berlin Games with premonitions of homosexuals being exterminated, to heighten my attention and excitement. The only bit of drama came from the ever persistent 'Russian Doping Scandal' story.

'Doping' seems to mean a lot of things these days. If you rub the wrong boil ointment on your arse, it's classed as 'doping'. It doesn't mean unusual amounts of asthma medication, or Japanese figure skaters winning gold medals 'doped' up on pain killers though.* Sport is filled with the dopes: the athletes, the officials, the journalists.¹

I liked the pre-recorded 'drones' section of the opening ceremony. Although what I missed was the outrage and accusations of 'State media censorship' when they switched to it, like there was when a back-up recording was used in the 2014 Sochi Games after there was a malfunction in the most important image of the Games: The appearance of the Olympic rings. That meant there was no similar 'feel-good' moment in the closing ceremony, like in Sochi when the organisers mocked themselves over the malfunctioning Olympic rings and the West collectively gasped: 'oh my goodness, Russians must be human too?'.

I thought it very nice that the USA sent vice-president Pence to the games, to sit next to the DPRK representative. The DPRK; the most sanctioned country in the world; the country, we're told, who might blow up the planet at any moment! The USA were unable to send anyone to Sochi though, because "Russia".²

There was no snow in the Republic of Korea, so they manufactured it all. Again [like a broken record]: Four years ago, we heard complaint, ridicule, and mockery, about how the Sochi snow wasn't 'real snow' and how embarrassing it was to have to put it there artificially.³

Alpine skiing: Not bad. Personally, it was a bit of a flop due the German women's team not doing so well. More importantly, their racesuit was the worst I've ever seen (and we thought the 'go faster stripes' of Sochi were bad!). Highlights: Poor American performance; Super-G race where Ester Ledecká pipped Anna [Fenninger] Veith for the gold medal.

All in all, a lackluster Games; very utilitarian. Russia didn't exist; America and China results were woeful.

* http://the-japan-news.com/news/article/0004254098

¹ I find the whole topic of "drug" use in sport difficult to resolve. Humans are electro-chemical machines, we exist in, and are, chemistry. We can't be measured like the length of a ski, or number of bullets in the magazine of a biathlon rifle. "Drugs" seem like an intangible thing to track without some level of hypocrisy. As an example, there's already a potent stimulant that's classed as uncontrollable: Trimethylxanthine, aka, caffeine. Maybe its legal status is helped by the fact that all these sporting events are sponsored by caffeinated beverages.

² "the 1980's are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back" - Barack Obama.

³ How much energy was used to generate this snow? We'll be lambasted with Global Warming warnings, and how traditionally snowy areas are now snowless due to rising temperatures, meanwhile we'll burn up the planet to put snow back into these places. It seems like a downward spiral.

"Snow" pic.twitter.com/l9G7ZqyF2G

— OIOIIOOIXIII (@oioiiooixiii) February 15, 2018

⁴ How uninspired do you have to be to write "Germany" in faux Hangul script and stick it down the front of a racesuit 4 times. This is truly their worst. The blank one in 2010 was sublime in comparison. pic.twitter.com/rwuG1a8yOK

— OIOIIOOIXIII (@oioiiooixiii) February 18, 2018

see also: https://oioiiooixiii.blogspot.com/search/label/Sochi%202014

Michelle Smith: More Drug than Human, but...

At the time of the 1996 Olympic Games, the whole of Ireland was excited about swimming. Ireland's Michelle Smith was winning medals all over the place. Swimming was the thing to watch on television. The government were promising an Olympic sized swimming pool in every small town in Ireland. People who had never even taken a bath, were suddenly turning up to swimming pools at five in the morning. Nothing could stop us. This was Ireland's sporting Celtic Tiger, and just like economic Celtic Tiger that came some years later, it was nothing but a bubble: a big bubble of drugs. Smith was pumped full of so many synthetic hormones she no longer knew what species she was.

In 1998 Smith failed a drugs test when some urine was found in her whiskey sample. The shame of it. The sad reality dawned on us that all those gold medals in '96 were probably won from Smith injecting herself with Miracle Grow. For a while, some of us kept on believing. Part of RTE's coverage of the '96 Games, included the commentary of Dr. Gary O'Toole, a doctor who previously competed for Ireland in swimming. He had predicted every one of Smith's victories (and even her final bronze medal), and he said nothing to concern us over her sudden rise to Olympic champion. It later turned out that, and I was quite shocked by this, Gary O'Toole was ordered by RTÉ, Ireland's state-run broadcaster, to shut his mouth and not mention his concerns:
"The directive came down that nobody was to discuss drugs and Michelle Smith on national television" source: http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=20000814&slug=4036702
Michele Smith's Olympic victories stand, as she never tested positive for banned substances during the 'Games. Whatever really went on with drug-taking, it's hard to forget the vitriol shown by the loser-Americans of 1996. "She broke the rules" a bitter, twisted-faced, Janet Evans whined. As we all know: if you beat the Americans at something, they will come after you until they find a way to destroy you. That case of "sample tampering" of 1998 still seems suspicious; a tad convenient; like they couldn't catch her with the drugs, so they spiced up the samples themselves. Everyone cheats in the end.
*Partial content originally published: August, 2012
more info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Smith

Putin's Secret Dope-Rocket and the Cybernetic Army of Superhuman Russian Athletes

Red Square: Putin rides a rocket syringe filled with glowing fluid. The needle is inserted into the arm of transhuman Russian athlete (Дарья Клишина) in an action pose. The athlete has glowing yellow eyes, rocket powered feet, and lasers shooting from hands. Tubes are plugged into the stomach and are connected to a display on their chest. The display reads: 'BOOST 107%'
Putin gives you wings!

context: http://www.irishexaminer.com/archives/2016/0722/opinion/ban-all-russian-athletes-at-rio--russian-doping-411674.html
more info: http://thechronicleherald.ca/world/1382083-the-latest-russian-athletes-back-us-based-klishina-for-rio

Archiving 2015/2016 FIS Alpine Skiing tv coverage





info: http://www.fis-ski.com/alpine-skiing/events-and-places/calendar?sector=AL&season=2016&discipline=ALL&gender=L&start=2016-02-01#timeline

Christina Geiger: Åre Slalom - 13th December 2015


Alpine Skiing 2015/2016: Aspen


Der Führer ist nicht beeindruckt... und, ich auch nicht.



Magdalena Neuner - Pixel Sort


VHS Transfer error




QCTools: http://www.bavc.org/qctools
Hilde Gerg: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilde_Gerg

Random screen-grabs from the FIS Alpine Skiing World Cup 2014/1015 Season


Irene Curtoni in the start gate of the Aspen slalom.


Marianne Abderhalden slides sideways across the finishing line at the Lake Louise downhill.


Niki Hosp taking photographs during canceled Bad Kleinkirchheim race.


Lindsey Vonn taking a #selfie, and the resultant selfie, at St. Moritz.
source: http://instagram.com/p/ySIAUnkTtV/ 

Anna Fenninger Skiing for Germany (Deutscher Skiverband) next year?

Anna Fenninger pictured in German DSV alpine skiing racesuits

Since early this year, there have been rumors that Austrian alpine skier, Anna Fenninger, will ski for Germany next year, due to ongoing disagreements with staff at the Austrian ski team (ÖSV). 

For technical reasons alone, such a move is highly unlikely. Changing one's representative country involves suffering punitive FIS rules regarding ranking. It is probably no more than fanciful thoughts by sports journalists, or an idle threat to get everyone involved seeing eye to eye.

Nevertheless, I enjoyed the prospect so much, that I decided to mock up images of Fenninger in DSV livery.

(Surrogate bodies: Veronique Hronek, Viktoria Rebensburg)

more info: http://www.sport1.de/wintersport/ski-alpin/2015/05/diskussionen-um-einen-start-von-anna-fenninger-fuer-deutschland
original tweet: https://twitter.com/oioiiooixiii/status/600052671018598400

Alpine Skiing 3D Stereograms - 2014/2015 World Cup Season
















Extracting 3D information from consecutive 2D video frames. Some work better than others. A few work really well, others suffer from interference effects, where lighting or movement alters between frames.
  • Lara Gut - Cortina d'Ampezzo - SuperG - 2015
  • Michaela Wenig - Garmisch-Partenkirchen - Downhill - 2015
  • Nadia Fanchini - Aspen - Giant Slalom - 2014
  • Irene Curtoni - Méribel - Team Event - 2015 (World Cup Finals)
  • Laurenne Ross - Vail - SuperG - 2015 (Championships) 
  • Viktoria Rebensburg - Bansko - Combined - 2015 
  • Sara Hector - Méribel - Team Event - 2015 (World Cup Finals)
more info: http://oioiiooixiii.blogspot.com/2014/02/an-experiment-in-creating-three.html

Norwegian Eyes at Sochi 2014



Unpublished at the time of Sochi Olympic Games of 2014; something I noticed while perusing the athletes pages of the official Sochi Games' website: three Norwegian alpine skiers, with similar eyes (iris colour, dilation, etc.). The lighting and camera setup played a large part, obviously, and two are sisters. The oiginal website is now defunct, references here point to archived versions found at the Internet Archive http://archive.org/web/ .




Original 2014 image composite

slowmoVideo - A cross platform video-frame interpolator



This is an initial quick test of Simon A. Eugster's "slowmoVideo" video processor, for the interpolation of video frames (slow motion, or in this case, frame-rate smoothing). Up until now, I have been using an Avisynth script (MSU Frame Rate Conversion Filter) extensively in Windows, but I am looking for a viable solution within a Linux based OS. This appears to be a good, if not substantially better replacement. It offers many features, including graphical manipulation of transformation areas between frames. The example here, (Michaela Wenig after completing the 2015 St. Moritz downhill) is the result of standard settings.

source: http://slowmovideo.granjow.net/index.html

Cortina d'Ampezzo - Downhill - 16th January 2015


Lyndsey Vonn wasn't looking too happy after her 10th place finish.


A solid third place by Viki Rebensburg, surely boosting the German team's morale.


FIS officials remained cautious over fog and race conditions. Jean-Philippe Vulliet, pictured.


"Tu chiudi gli occhi e immagina la scia" Tina Maze feeling so inspired by a Vasco Rossi song that she put the lyrics on her race-suit (or maybe it's just novel advertising).