Plot a trend graph for the prevalence of autism, against number of children's CGI cartoons made yearly. Then divide the result by the inverse Tan of Pi. There might be something to it.*
* No there isn't.†
† but you never know...**
** Yes I do know, because I pulled the stats right out of my arse.††
†† Fair enough.§
§ In other news, split personality disorders on the rise...
