Red Dawn 2019: Reinstate 八一

Given the current state of things¹, it might be worth considering a re-release of 'Red Dawn (2012)', containing the original People's Republic of China story-line and imagery. It might not make the film any better, but at least the story and scenery would make a modicum more sense. Either-way, it would be pretty cool to see Chinese and Russian military on American streets, even in such a silly film as this.

¹ https://www.reuters.com/article/us-un-nuclear/risk-of-nuclear-war-now-highest-since-ww2-un-arms-research-chief-says-idUSKCN1SR24H

Below is a small list of [some defunct] URLs relating to the original version of film. There are images and texts about the original making of the film, as well as reviews and concerns about its release (circa 2010).

film info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dawn_(2012_film)
official website: http://reddawn2010.com/
images of filming in Detroit: http://detroitfunk.com/red-dawn/
'Russians' turn up on set: http://reddawn2010.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=88:those-russians-just-cant-stay-out
concept art: http://www.productionillustration.com/gallery/red-dawn/
Some posters used in the film: http://hiro-tan.org/~ekoontz/red_dawn/
Review of the original version: http://www.libertasfilmmagazine.com/exclusive-libertas-sees-the-uncensored-version-of-mgms-new-red-dawn/
Anti-film preview: https://www.theawl.com/2010/05/real-america-red-dawn-remade-china-is-coming-for-our-children/
Anti-Film website: http://www.anti-reddawn2010.com/
Red Dawn News Twitter: https://twitter.com/reddawnnews
Forum thread discussing film changes: https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/red-dawn-remake-finally-coming-out.213393/


Some other images relating to the film in its current state:


A poor attempt at repainting one of the PLA stars to one representing the KPA.



A scene in the film where the symbol on a sign rapidly changes back and forth.
[see full video: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1JYxl5qNOCYY7HUoUkPzeblFcO07ueg-f]



The average colour of each frame in the film.
[explanation: https://oioiiooixiii.blogspot.com/2018/09/ffmpeg-fapa-frame-averaged-pixel-array.html]

Russia needs to get its act together

While our American friends show how it's really just child's play, Vova, with his persistent love of Rube Goldberg mechanics, makes himself look like a really bad Bond villain...

James Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Bond villain: "Haha no Mr. Bond, I expect you suffer a suspicious, but recoverable, ailment in a public place, using an easily traceable substance, in the middle of the most tense geopolitical situation since the Cold War, weeks before my country hosts the FIFA World Cup."

context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergei_Skripal
context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoneman_Douglas_High_School_shooting

The United States May Drop Kim Kardashian's Ass On Iran

America is currently spending tens of millions of dollars on developing a bomb that is capable of penetrating and destroying Iranian nuclear facilities deep within the country's mountain ranges¹.

A nuclear strike would of course be more than enough to do the job, but even unscrupulous America would be incapable of delivering such a ironic plan as to use nuclear warfare to stop a hypothesised nuclear war, so they set Lockheed Martin and AFRL the task of developing a large conventional bomb to do the task.

Now a new radical new idea has sprung forth from the crazy minds of US' military R&D*: they plan to turn Kim Kardashian's buttocks into a Massive Ordnance Penetrator (MOP).



The military scientists believe that due to the size and consistency of the celebrities rear (denser than Plutonium), a drop from above the stratosphere would result in a 50 megaton explosion and an impact crater 2 miles in diameter. Tests are currently being run to see if there is a risk of nuclear fallout being released from the "KD" (Kardashian Device). They say there is a small chance of a toxic release on the way down.

Iranian president, محمود احمدی‌نژاد (Mahmoud Ahmadinejad), gave a chilling reply to the news of America's development of this new biological weapon. Apparently goading the United States' into war, he is on the record as saying: "Do it! Drop dat ass".

¹https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052970203363504577187420287098692
²Rear-search and Development

content originally published: June, 2012

Vote Amerika 2016

context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wM248Wo54U
content source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DXDU48RHLU
content source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neBl8cOEGTc

Let us share the Freedom Cookies

context: http://oioiiooixiii.blogspot.com/2015/03/nuland-to-new-land.html

North Korea is a serious threat to America...

"Can you see the imperialists, dear Leader?" - "No, not a sign of them. Our tireless rhetoric has frightened them away!"

America could flatten North Korea in a heartbeat; could flatten it before North Korea got the kindling smoldering in one of it's glorified fireworks; but it hasn't. The debate goes back and forth: America won't attack a country with nuclear weapons - America won't remove a country that provides it a perfect excuse to keep a massive military presence in the area.

context: http://fair.org/uncategorized/north-korea-rattles-sabres-meanwhile-u-s-pretends-to-drop-nuclear-bombs-on-them/

That time when Bill Clinton lost the nuclear launch codes

The thermonuclear biscuit is safe and sound in the ass vault, Mr. President.

* partial blog content originally published in 2010
context: http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2010/10/why-clintons-losing-the-nuclear-biscuit-was-really-really-bad/65009/

Deletion of a contrasting Ukraine

A Youtube account (Gugijuma) with videos documenting the result of a military strike on Луганск (Lugansk), was deleted soon after the videos were uploaded in 2014, because of "repeated violations of Google's policies". I made this screen capture for a tweet highlighting the contrast in video content, and it is all that now remains of that account (the videos from 2014 have since been mirrored elsewhere).

context: https://twitter.com/oioiiooixiii/status/473811724005806080
source: https://www.youtube.com/user/Gugijuma

Ukrainian Conspiracy Theories: The Bombing of Луганск (Lugansk)

info: http://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/27407u/missile_strike_in_lugansk/chy2ikk

♫ Ooh ooh aah aah sexy eyes! ♫

Rasmussen's eyes quiver, the war is about to deliver.